DEEP THOUGHTS

1. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

2. Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very
exciting youth.

3. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark to become a teen-ager who wants to stay out all night?

4. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how
many people a company can operate without.

5. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
else looks?

6. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

7. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a
car.

8. There are no new sins....the old ones just get more publicity.

9. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at
4:AM. It could be a right number.

10. Think about this.....No one ever says "It's only a game" when
their team is winning.

11. How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for
Miss America?

12. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag
his tail.

13. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to
make them all yourself.

14. One of the quickest ways for a young man to fail in life is to
work so hard the boss will think he's after his job.

15. A backyard barbecue draws two things....flies and relatives.

16. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts
tomorrow.

17. If you don't have a sense of humor,you probably don't have any
sense at all.

18. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

Country Wisdom
Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb --but how
well you bounce.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

Mortgaging a future crop is saddling a wobbly colt.

A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor.

Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.

Meanness don't happen overnight.

To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their
houses.

Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.

Teachers, bankers, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.

Don't corner something meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You can't unsay a cruel thing.

Every path has some puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about happening, don't.

Lazy and Quarrelsome are ugly sisters.

(感謝提供此文章的人，他一定是個很有智慧的人，不是嗎？裘大俠)