我們正在聽 . . .

Grandpa and Grandma's answering machine

我們正在聽 . . .

"Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. ... ... ..."

「喂！現在我們不能接電話，請在聽到『嗶』聲後留言... ... ...」

" beeeeeppp ... "

「嗶！... 」

"If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 8: "

「如果你是我的孩子，先按1，再依照你打電話的目的，擇1到8；」

" If you need us to stay with the children, press 1."

假如你是要我們去陪孫子，按1；

" If you want to borrow the car, press 2 "

「如果你是要跟我們借車，按2；」

" If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3 "

「如果你是要我們幫你洗衣服、燙衣服，按3：」

" If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4 "

「若是你要送孫子到我們這裡過夜，按4；」

" If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5 "

「假若你是要我們到學校接孩子，按5；」

" If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 6 "

「如果你想禮拜天來吃飯、或是做一頓飯然後快遞到你家，按6；」

" If you want to come to eat here, press 7 "

「假如你現在要過來吃飯，按7；」

" If you need money, press 8 "

「若是你需要錢，按8」

" If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking, we are listening !"

「如果你是要邀請我們出去吃飯、或是去看戲，直接說話！我們正在聽！」