Monday, March 18, 2013

Man is too simple!


A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Man:                      I lost my wife (misty)

Inspector:           What is her height?

Man:                     I never noticed

Inspector:           Slim or healthy?

Man:                     Not slim can be healthy

Inspector:           Color of eyes?

Man:                     Never noticed

Inspector:           Color of hair?

Man:                     Changes according to season

Inspector:           What was she wearing?

Man:                     Dress/suit/ I don't remember exactly

Inspector:           Was somebody with her ?????????

Man:                     Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo,  tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.. And the man started crying...

Inspector:  Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!

Happiness=Simple Heart+Mature Mind

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